Saturday, August 13, 2011

Stunning Acheivements of the '90's......


1974 Bronco....YA I'm Blue with ENVY!!!

I posted last month that I had picked up a rare original


"1972 Ford Bronco"




Its still having the brake lines replaced and a tune up being done to it
so I don't have it as of yet.


We took the plow off and I passed the word around that it's for sale.


One of my friends came by to look at the plow. He showed up in his


completely restored 1974 Bronco....


YA needless to say .. I AM F#$KIN ENVIOUS!!!









ENVY... we all sometimes have it:



Speak to Me.......














Speak to Me (Mason) (1:16)

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."

"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the
most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."

(Instrumental)

----

Breathe (Waters, Gilmour, Wright)(2:44)

Breathe, breathe in the air.
Don't be afraid to care.
Leave but don't leave me.
Look around and choose your own ground.

Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be.

Run, rabbit run.
Dig that hole, forget the sun,
And when at last the work is done
Don't sit down it's time to dig another one.

For long you live and high you fly
But only if you ride the tide
And balanced on the biggest wave
You race towards an early grave.

Friday, August 12, 2011

WOW.. pay attention out there ...

Check this out...

Click any of this for story:
Tom O'Brien, of Haverhill, was on his way to work in Wakefield, when a
giant piece of wood came crashing through his windshield.


I remember seeing this video on youtube that will give you an idea of how fast it can happen:


It's Friday.. Lets Hope for a Wardrobe Malfunction....

These should help melt your ice-cream.............




Firehand has some great ideas....

for the garden:

"Check it out"



If Dogs Could Talk...LMAO!


A Must See... If You Haven't Seen It..........

A great NON-partisan rant that speaks the truth.............









H/T to Borepatch and others who have posted it.

The Global Warming Scam is Falling Apart.......


I Figured it Out....

It always amazed me how the liberals seem to be so
crazy in their thought process.

Some people have even gone so far as to speculate
that they might have brain damage.


I was perusing aceofspades and came upon this video below. 
Suddenly a light went off
in my head and I said to myself 

"THATS it!... 
any kid that got one of these at Christmas in the 60's is today's liberal!"


Makes sense don't it?








RIP Jani Lane...

HEY!.. Thanks for Not Picking up After Your Dog!!....

NO... Seriously......  THANKS!






Friday Funny..

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I
am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal,
you will serve me a scrumptious dessert..
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!
Afterward's, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The damn funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your ass
cremated".

Set the wayback machine to 1912....



Check out the pricing..........

















































Where is He?


Thursday, August 11, 2011

You Know That Where's Waldo Cartoon??



LOOK  I found him!!  He's sitting in the chair!




Won't Get Carpet Burn..........


World's Luckiest Kid.........He's Gotta Be in Heaven...





It's a Cover Up.. I'm not Buying It.....

I Know the Government has been working on this for awhile and one of their


little pet projects...... "CRASHED in the Woods"






Thats all I'm saying




Alright you Guys.... Fess UP!!....



Which one of you domestic terrorists owns this house???

I know it's gotta be one of my readers......



I WON!!!

I bought 20 quick picks and won 7 dollars.....




















All my day dreams were gone in an instant..............

















If You Haven't Heard This One.....

I'm not responsible for a wet keyboard or chair:



"JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT"

I hope you get a smile out of this one. (I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.



Making Light of a Horrible Situation............


roflmao

"These are Exceptionally FUNNY"



check back as it appears they are being updated....

Daydreaming on the Way to Work......

11 18 36 41 46 38


hmmmmmmm:

One of "THESE"

A Room of "THESE"

Some of "THESE"

Some of  "THESE"

One of  "THESE"

One of  "THESE"

A vaction "HERE"   ( for months at a time)

Oh ya ..... and some of  "THESE"


I LOVE Day dreaming..............

Digging Around for My Shocked Face ... again

I have told friends and family that there will be a loss of multiple lives during our life time due to this

project. Its not a matter of if , its when:


A massive “sinkhole” at least 4 feet deep and up to 190 feet long has created a “void” under the Interstate 90 connector tunnel in the problem-plagued Big Dig, adding to a growing list of engineering failures that include a deadly ceiling collapse, dangerously unstable light fixtures and lethal railings, state transportation officials revealed yesterday.



just a random pic I found for a visual:


Wednesday, August 10, 2011

How Many Beers?

Come on now and be honest............




CANCEL your "Progressive" Insurance..........

 I know this has been around for awhile but sometimes people miss these things...


I actually cancelled a Progressive Policy last year when I heard about this.


PISSED


 PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE is owned by Peter Lewis:  Who is he? Read this...

You've seen and smiled at the Progressive Insurance TV commercials. 


Well, you're about to learn the rest of the story: 




PROGRESSIVE AUTO INSURANCE


You know their TV commercials, the ones featuring the ditsy actress all dressed in white. What you might not know is that the Chairman of Progressive is Peter Lewis, one of the major funders of leftist causes in America . Between 2001 and 2003, Lewis funneled $15 million to the ACLU, the group most responsible for destroying what's left of Americas Judeo-Christian heritage. 
Lewis also gave $12.5 million to MoveOn.org and American Coming Together, two key propaganda arms of the socialist left. His funding for these groups was conditional on matching contributions from George Soros, the America-hating socialist who is the chief financier of the Obama political machine. 
Lewis made a fortune as a result of capitalism, but now finances a progressive movement that threatens to destroy the American free enterprise system 
that is targeting television shows on Fox News.

Peter Lewis is making a fortune off of conservative Americans (who buy his auto insurance) that he applies to dismantle the very system that made him wealthy. He's banking on no one finding out who he is, so, STOP buying Progressive Insurance and pass this information on to all your friends.



Verify at "SNOPES"

and "TRUTHORFICTION"


Redneck Tailgate.... For the Win!


We Underestimate This Threat at our Peril..............

From "BROCK"  at FreeNorthCarolina


It is not yet too late to save America from financial ruin nor is it too late to save the American way of life. But to confront these threats, we must confront reality and that means we must stop viewing the president’s policies as the innocent missteps of a man who is “in over his head.” The president is not in over his head; he knows precisely what he is doing: rushing America down the path toward socialism.



click to read the article

Disastrous policies are intentional steps on road to socialism

 

 

 

Seasons Greetings........

I am always amazed at the amount of work that must go into

creating something like this.



Watching the winter scene might make you feel a little cooler. ;)





Alma from Rodrigo Blaas on Vimeo.

False Advertising......


I don't know ,  that brown bag looks "large" to me.......











































Added for NORTH:






TheOnesDay® *.... a twofer





































"king putt" courtesy of 
Gimme a Break, I'm just a Hobbit  a commenter at Weasel Zippers

Mmmmm Look at that Bowl of Fresh Garlic......


That would go nice in a good old fashioned spaghetti sauce I must say....

A Blonde Moment?


The 26-year-old, who has a valid permit to carry a concealed weapon, told police that the bag she was carrying was hers, but that she did not know that her boyfriend had put his loaded .45 caliber Colt revolver in it.


"PLAYMATE 2010"


Picture below the fold submitted so that you can see what she looks like,

you know,  just in case she sits next to you on a flight or something.....



JUST IN... We May Have Got the Guys that Downed the Chopper..

WEASELZIPPERS

Best Concise Comment to a Moonbat

Our resident moonbat at the BostonHerald, Margerie Eagan,




opines that   "WE HAVE RUN OUT OF HOPE, OBAMA"

Margerie writes:
Yesterday we really, really needed Barack Obama to hit one out of the park. Instead he got up to the plate and choked. Again.
I felt worse when he finished than when he began. So did the stock market, which kept dropping and dropping post-speech as analysts talked about the “fear index” and nervousness turned to outright panic.

She continues her drivel for a few more paragraphs ( you can read if you want ), and then gets taken behind the woodshed with this GREAT comment in the comments section... GOD I would love to be able to write like this!!!


Commenter:

Three quarters of this article was pretty good. You were really preaching to the choir there Marge. Some of us have been singing this tune for a while.
Then you go and fall right into this administration's trap. It's the straw man's fault. He did it. He went out and made his money and then kept about half of it for himself. He would not give it to the people who have rung up the largest amount of debt in human history. They won't throw their money into the fire while Rome burns. Traitors.
You see Marge, it's always someone else. There is always a villain. It's Glenn Beck, or Fox news, or Wall St., or oil companies, or corporate jet owners, or S and P, or the Cambridge police, or fast food, or the Tea Party, or just "people who tell you you can't do something". You see, it's always someone elses fault, or George Bush's fault, or it's just a straw man pulled from thin air.
You keep falling for it. Even when you admit that he is failing, you still instinctively blame tax paying Americans. That's right, people who pay taxes. And Tea Party people pay taxes too. You are still blaming people who have paid twenty five to fifty percent of all the money they have ever earned to the government so people like Barney Frank and John Kerry can spend it all. But even that is not enough. No. They need more. Almost fifteen trillion more. And even now, that is still not enough. They want more. And you, you buy it hook, line and sinker. No, it's not the people who spent all the money, all our money, and then rang up the credit card for 15 trillion. No, it's not them. It's the taxpayers. It's the people who have been paying all along. THEY are the problem. And the people who showed up in the last couple years pleading "STOP!!! For the love of God STOP!!!". They are the problem.
This argument, these democratic talking points, they make no sense.
Taking no responsibility is not leadership. Pointing fingers is not leadership.
Saying "We here in Washington have done a bad job of managing your money. You all work hard and we take a big chunk of what you earn. We have not done a good job with what you have given us, and you have given us plenty. We here in Washington vow to you, the hard working, tax paying Americans, to start putting you first, to start thinking of your best interests instead of our own. We promise to start putting country before career, and accept whatever fate that brings. We vow to seriously address this debt, and to reverse it's course so that sometime in our children's future, it will be paid in full, and we will be able to invest in our country responsibly and wisely. We have failed you up to now, and we stand before you today with a new resolve so that we may regain your trust. You deserve better, and today, we begin a new path.", that would be leadership.
Then we could all pay our debts
( whoever "  Stopliberalbias " is I salute you)






The ONES Day*.....


Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of plane said to his co-pilot,"Such big-shots back there. I could throw both of them out of the window and make 256 million people very happy."!!













I know its early in the morning for such a scary picture so I will offer you this..... 


Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The Fallen Navy Seals Come Home.....

This hit me as I was reading over at Weasel Zippers.... I have no idea what is means to sacrifice

this much or be as dedicated as these guys, and most of our armed forces, are.

I can sit safely at my desk and surf the internet for funny pictures, blog about meaningless crap,

and go home safe every night because of people like this.

Photos and Info on the Fallen

These Pictures and short description of the  NAVY SEALS 1   and NAVY SEALS 2

  brings home the sacrifice and the fact that they paid the ultimate price.


I hope their loss isn't in vain.


“May the choirs of angels
Come to greet you
May they speed you to Paradise
May the Lord enfold you in His Mercy
May you find
Eternal Life”
From “Song of Farewell”, sung often at the end of Funeral Masses.
Requiescat in pacem

(prayer from  a commenter at weasel zippers)


H/T to Weasel Zippers

WTF? You Otter Be Ashamed.......

........you took the last friggen beer?





























Oh wait.... Theres MORE Here:








































I gotta get me an Otter.....!!!

Paying Bills..................





















Is it wrong to sip Gran Marnier from a water cooler cup?

LONDON-------WOW----------

Just look at the PICS

OUI Stop...............

A man is stopped by the police walking on the side of the road at 1:00 A.M. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”

The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies, “That would be my wife.”

Soooo thats what the internets are all about.............


My Daughter Said....


My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters.
Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.


Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said...

Come on Sunday.. it's Been a Loooong Week....


The Last Moments ...............

My guns are empty, the slides are locked back, smoke, dust and gunpowder fill the air.


I have fought my aggressor with all my will and now kneel before them, waiting for 

the final....


moment....

to be blown....

away...........


If I needed to picture my demise...this is how I envision it..... staring death in the face,

close up............


and if  it's going to involve a camel... at least I'll be looking at his toe...........


(you know where this is going don't you?)


What Life is All About........

Summed up in one word...................






Ethel... How's the Test Drive Going?.....Ethel???




























"UPDATE ON THE PIC"

Monday, August 8, 2011

I WANT a new toothbrush holder!!!

Pleeeeeeease.........







Workin Hard...................





Chocolate Vodka and Beef......


Its been an interesting day weather wise here. We had downpours and sun off and on all day. I just got home and made some real men burgers and the skies opened up. At that point I said eff it and grabbed the 360 double chocolate vodka and decided to have a little nightcap while cooking in the rain..... :)





100 Years...............







































"Stolen from Here"       

It came from "HERE"

Good for Her!!......

I don't care how she did it... I'm happy that she did do it!

Mr Rich proceeds to detail the myriad ways in which Ms Ginther could have gamed the system - including the fact that she may have figured out the algorithm that determines where a winner is placed in each run of scratch-off tickets.

A Quiz... See Where You Come In.....


Heres the "LINK"   its only  10 questions ...




I came in as a libertarian:


The London Riots.....

Everything I need to know about the riots is in this picture........





Someone tell me that we arent going to see this here............

Super Cloud...............




"DESCRIPTION AND PHOTOG HERE"


Sunday, August 7, 2011

WHOA> Back the Truck up....Read This and Tell Me What YOU Think............

Let me preface this by saying that  I used to think that this type of thinking required
people to wear tin-foil hats, that they were nuts.... nowadays I'm not so sure.

I'm posting jokes and boobies and then I come across something like this that makes
me stop and really think about about what the fuck is going on out there...

Do you think this is Nuts? or is it Possible?



I can across "Blues Blog" thru "Wirecutters" and he had this post up

Read here........."THIS POST"....  


I read it and am amazed at the connections that "Ann" put together.


I just want to see if you all think this is possible.... BECAUSE if it is... then we are going to be in alot of trouble in this country. I can't wrap my little ol brain around this kind of stuff.........

Some updates "HERE"


Thanks

WOW... Time Capsule Video... Roughly the Late '60's MAybe?

Check out this early video of Bama and Mooch when they first started to notice each other
back in the day.................










I Bet She still sounds like that........

Like I've NEVER done this before...................

More FAIL that I can Imagine......